Cemetery man (Dellamorte Dellamore) (1994)

Alright so today im gonna talk about the cult classic Cemetery man.Also known as Dellamorte Dellamore.Starring Rupert everett and anna falchi.

Now this is one of the strangest horror movies i have ever seen.i dont even know if you can call it horror movie.its like like 1/3 horror 1/3 romance and 1/3 art house.Now the movie is about a Caretaker who watches over the cemetery.but this isnt any normal cemetery oh no.on the 7th day the dead always rise from theyre graves.so he and his assistant go around blasting of the heads of the walking corpses.so one day there is another funeral for a dead husband but when he sees the widow hes instantly in love.and then with one view of his crypt she is instantly in love.next thing you know theyr having sex on the grave of the dead husband.and when the husband rises.he gets his wife back.and this is all in like the first 25 minutes!

it has some shitty dialogue.stupid moments.and crappy acting.but any problem it has it makes up for it with the greatest screen appearance by the grim reaper ever!

I Say if your a fan of zombie movies & Italian beauty's check it out.
I give it 3 1/2 Stars out of 5

Suspiria (1977) Review

So today im gonna talk a about Dario Argento film.the film is suspiria which is Probably his most famous.Now i freaking love this movie.Although its not flawless in any sense of the word.But the thing it really has going for it is the Atmosphere and suspense it creates for the viewer.

Ok so the movie is about a Ballet student played by Jessica Harper who moves to a prestigious academy.and as people in the school start hearing strange noises and start going missing.she is determined to find out was whats going on.

Now one of the things i dont like about it is the ending.I think its kinda out of nowhere.At least thats feeling i got the first time i watched.but the second time it made a little more sense.I also think the acting is just ok.but its just horror movie you know i dont expect Shakespeare.So if those and couple other issues where better done i think this would probably just as famous and well received as Halloween or The Exorcist.

But the thing i love the most about this masterpiece is the Soundtrack by Goblin.Who also did the Soundtrack to Dawn of the Dead.There has only been 2 other Horror movies with Scores i like more than this one (Psycho & Halloween).

Alright so i give 5 stars out of 5.Go and check it out.

Friday the 13th Part 5 A New Beggining

OK am i the only one that really liked this movie!I have seen all of the Friday the 13th movies and this is second favorite one.When i watch one of these movies i go in expecting Some Good kills,Gore & Some nudity.And thats exactly what i got.the title said a new beginning thats what i got.I just wish they got better actors cause i did think the acting was pretty bad.But the story was fresh the kills where good.I give it 4 stars as Friday the 13th movie but 3 as a genuine horror movie!

Don't Look Now (1972) Movie Review

Ok so i just finished watching the movie Dont look now.Starring Donald Sutherland & Julie Christie.
Its about a husband and wife who lose they'r daughter when she drowns.and it gets to a point where John (Donald Sutherland) is trying to forget she ever existed.and Laura (Julie Christie) is still depressed.but when Laura (Julie Christie) meets a blind Psychic.she starts telling her that her daughter is with her and that she is happy.Laura is instantly happy again but john is mad she is constantly talking about her again.The only movie i can really compare it is Rosemary's Baby.Now ill be honest i did not really like that movie.I thought it was incredibly slow and boring.But with one hell of a great and scary ending.And that's exactly how i feel about this movie.I think its a little long and i swear at least half of the dialogue is Italian (And there is no Subtitles).

I give it 3 1/2 Stars